Zodiacs

What does the astrologer (or whoever writes the daily horoscopes) of Libre have against Capricorns? Everytime I pick up a copy of Libre to look at my horoscope for the day I get disappointed. Capricorns get the rotten end of the deal for like, 4 out of 5 days (I only get to read Libre during Weekdays). Meanwhile, other signs (such as Taurus and Sagittarius) rarely have a bad day.

What's worse, I actually believe what the Libre horoscope says! (They're supposed to be just for fun...)